Thursday, February 26, 2009

RANDY'S SON


Sorry the picture is crooked, but my scanner was giving me fits. Anyway, this picture was in this week's Town Crier. We have a classmate's son making news!!!!!!!!!

There's just a slight resemblance, ya think??


(I'm having a brain fart...........who is Randy's wife?? Joan who?)






THE HUMAN BODY

(I don't know if this is true, but it sure is funny.)


It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Friday, February 13, 2009

May you all make lots of sweet memories with those you
love!!!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DEAR GODSON!




Happy Birthday to Bryce Engelbart, my handsome, sweet godson, on February 14th.
Just because you're 18 and legal now, don't forget that your momma and I can still kick your butt!!!!!!! :-)

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

SHARON AND THE YOUNGUNS



I took the kids to Sears for Valentine's Day pics and they turned out sooooo good I spent way more $$ than I expected. I couldn't find a cute t-shirt for Charlie boy, so I made him one! Hope you can open these!!!

Happy Hump Day!!!!

Have a festive Valentime's Day!!!!!

Shark

Sunday, February 8, 2009

ANOTHER FORMER TEACHER PASSES AWAY

(Lisa T. sent me this message about Don Brown passing away. You can read his obituary in the Cedar Rapids Gazette if you click here.)


Hi!

Just wanted to let you know Don Brown, the biology teacher, passed away early Wed am, 2/4/09. Shawn and I (and Bella) rec'd a call and went down to the hospital Tues. So sad. I'll miss his grumpy self in my kitchen sipping "lemon zinger" tea, discussing some motocross race or deeper issues with Shawn. No funeral. A get-together is planned at Wapsi Sun., Feb. 22 - time should be announced in the Anamosa paper. I have to go for now.

Will call you soon.

Lisa T.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

A SURE SIGN OF SPRING!!






Look what I saw outside my sunroom window this morning!
It put a little "spring" in my step on this beautiful, sunny 50-degree day!!!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

WORKS FOR ME!!

This rationale could explain why my ass has tripled in size since our reunion!!!
Or, being married to a gourmet chef (who walks eight miles a day and doesn't need to watch his weight) could explain it, too!




Monday, February 2, 2009

WORD PUZZLE

WHAT DO THESE 7 WORDS HAVE IN COMMON?

1. Banana

2. Dresser

3. Grammar

4. Potato

5. Revive

6. Uneven

7. Assess