WHAT A WEIRD NIGHT

It started as a trip to Target for Father's Day cards. Just after we pulled into the parking lot, some maniac doing 70 m.p.h. down Edgewood Road plowed into two cars right in front of us before ditching his van into an embankment off of Highway 30. After talking to witnesses, cops, and stopping at IHOP for dinner, we decide to hunt down the elusive Kathy and Rick, who we had not seen in forever!!! Oddly enough, trying to find their house, we ended up on Darcie's street and called her from her driveway. Apparently, Darcie was getting her hair pulled, so we drove around until we got our bearings straight and found the Kirk residence. After a wonderful, two-hour, unannounced visit, we decided to head home. Passing Kernals' Stadium, which is right up the street from Rick and Kathy's house, a stray firework from the game finale, shot across the road right in front of us and into a parked car. Having dodged death twice in one night, we decided to go drink and thank God we were alive!!!

Here's a picture of the disgustingly photogenic Kathy and Tony from tonight!!!!