OK, a final story about Scott.... The four of us went to the Olive Garden to eat. After eating, the waitress was more than slow in bringing us our bill. Scott proceeded to push his chair out in the middle of the aisle and asked, very loudly, mind you, "Does anybody work here? Hello? Does ANYBODY work here?" He sat there until the waitress came. Perhaps you had to be there. OK, you really did have to be there, but trust me when I tell you that, after donating a lot to the local economy in the form of Amana wine, it was pretty damn hilarious.