A place to get reacquainted...
I'll start....."Dumbasses. We all know one."
Frank, will you stop checking out her tailfeathers like that??? We're never gonna get laid, I swear...Tony
If I was drunk could I do THIS, Officer???
"Hey, Harv. You remember how our moms used to tell us not to make those faces or they'd freeze like that?""Yeah.""Dude, I think I'm stuck...." Bob
"Forget it, man. I'm not letting you practice that voodoo 'chiropractic' crap on me anymore.""Quit being such I pansy. I can fix it." Arnold
Jeremy longed to play soccer with the other kids, but his twin brother, Jeffrey, knew that no one wanted a one-legged owl on their team.... Andrea
"I'm telling ya, man. If you turn your head sideways that cloud looks just like your sister doing...""Shut up, man! Seriously!!"
"So, would you consider yourself liberal or conservative, Pete?""I totally lean to the left..."
"Dubya, I think your teachers were being generous when they said your I.Q was 89."Daddy
I'll start.....
ReplyDelete"Dumbasses. We all know one."
Frank, will you stop checking out her tailfeathers like that??? We're never gonna get laid, I swear...
ReplyDeleteTony
If I was drunk could I do THIS, Officer???
ReplyDelete"Hey, Harv. You remember how our moms used to tell us not to make those faces or they'd freeze like that?"
ReplyDelete"Yeah."
"Dude, I think I'm stuck...."
Bob
"Forget it, man. I'm not letting you practice that voodoo 'chiropractic' crap on me anymore."
ReplyDelete"Quit being such I pansy. I can fix it."
Arnold
Jeremy longed to play soccer with the other kids, but his twin brother, Jeffrey, knew that no one wanted a one-legged owl on their team....
ReplyDeleteAndrea
"I'm telling ya, man. If you turn your head sideways that cloud looks just like your sister doing..."
ReplyDelete"Shut up, man! Seriously!!"
"So, would you consider yourself liberal or conservative, Pete?"
ReplyDelete"I totally lean to the left..."
"Dubya, I think your teachers were being generous when they said your I.Q was 89."
ReplyDeleteDaddy