APPLES AND WINE
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men....men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Now men....men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Send your hate mail to Diane. I am just the messenger.
(Good one, Di.)
So, Diane, just curious if Steve had to do any climbing....;-) lol
ReplyDeleteMaybe that's why a lot of guys go for the easy ones. If you're going to get the shit stomped out of you anyway, why work for it???
Oh, honey, honey, honey....
ReplyDeleteAfter that comment, you might want to consider just staying in the living room...say, like, forever.
OK, that would be self-torture. Let me reconsider....
Never mind.