IN HONOR OF PETERSEN GETTING OLD

...think back 30 years...

1977: Long hair
2007: Longing for hair

1977: KEG
2007: EKG

1977: Acid rock
2007: Acid reflux

1977: Moving to California because it's cool
2007: Moving to California because it's warm

1977: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1977: Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage

1977: Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1977: The Grateful Dead
2007: Dr. Kevorkian

1977: Going to a new hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint

1977: Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1977: Being called into the principal's office
2007: Calling the principal's office

1977: Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1977: Disco
2007: Costco